BLUEBIRD TRASHES 6 CARS AND A HELICOPTER MAKING SPY MOVIE!

VENICE, CA – SPY HARD: DIE HARD, Bluebird’s all-action spy thriller puts the “big” in budget. Shot on location around the world, and with 5 Volumes of Agent Missions, this is by far the biggest budget adult release of 2010.

Creator PAUL CHAPLIN said “If you’re going to do an action movie, you have to do it big. What really bumped up the budget was when we started blowing up cars. And not just any cars. The sexy girl Agents of Department S (Sabotage, Surveillance, Seduction) needed to be driving – and dying – in style, so we bought Jaguar sports cars, BMW and Jeeps. The Finance Department was puzzled as to why we were buying the cars: why not just hire them – they said. The looks on their faces when I explained that we had to buy them – because there wouldn’t be much of them to hand back when we’d finished filming!

“We needed to locate the evil Baron’s headquarters somewhere exotic. So we found this amazing hotel actually built into the cliffs on the sea in a small village in Albania. Nobody’s ever shot adult there before, so there was a big learning curve. The Talent costs were off the scale as we basically used every star girl from the USA, UK and Europe over the 5 Volumes. And because they were using real guns, including live firing automatics, the safety costs alone would have budgeted half a dozen standard movies. Don’t even get me started on the tanks and the helicopter…”

DEPARTMENT S MISSION 1 – CITY OF BROKEN ANGELS is out now, starring SHAWNA LEE, JESSICA JAYMES, CARLY PARKER, PRIYA RAI, LEZLEY ZEN, JODIE JAMES and BROOKE HAVEN with PAUL CHAPLIN.

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FANTASY FIGURE RESCUES PORN STARLET FROM MUGGING

VENICE, CA – Francesca Felucci, one of the 25 stars of STORMTROOPERS tells how she was actually rescued from an attempted mugging by STORM.

Francesca said, “Storm is this fantasy character who has amazing strength and supernatural powers, but can’t speak. It’s quite scary working on set with him, but that makes it very sexy. After a Storm shoot, I was going to my car by the studio when this rough looking guy comes up and says to give him my purse. I was like frozen scared. And at that moment, the back door of the studio opened and Storm stepped out. I mean – there he was – this totally menacing masked figure in head to foot black leather – with a red light from the studio behind him. The mugger just took one look, then ran off. We decided that we couldn’t really report the incident to the LAPD – I mean what were we gonna say? But you can bet I rewarded Storm later that night for saving my life!“

Afraid? You Will Be! STORMTROOPERS starring SARAH VANDELLA, HUNTER BRYCE, SHYLA STYLEZ, ALEXIS TEXAS, STACEY SARAN, JASMINE BLACK, ELIZABETH MICHELLE LAWRENCE, KEISHA KANE, SYREN SEXTON, EBONY GODDEXXX, SASHA ROSE, SUMMER JAMES, KIT LEE, KAT LEE, GABRIELA GLAZER, LISA ROSE, CIARA BUGATTI, JAMIE BROOKS, JESSICA MOORE, IMOGENE, LARA STEVENS, DONNA MARIE, KAIA KANE, FRANCESCA FELUCCI and KATE JONES. Available in stores now from BLUEBIRD FILMS.

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VENICE, CA – The citizens of Boulder were amazed when an Egg shaped spaceship suddenly appeared amongst them and out stepped Mork from Ork. But it wasn’t an alien invasion. It was Bluebird films celebrating their first comedy release of 2010 MORK & MANDY.

Local resident Jimmy McInnery said, “At first people didn’t know what to make of it. There were reports of this Eggship in Boulder Park and then lots of people were stopping by to look. Then when it got dark, the ship opened with all these lights and music and this amazing blonde girl stepped out. It was like Jenna Jameson meets Steven Spielberg.”

Bluebird blonde contract star AMY AZURRA, who is always way out in front with an eye-popping 32-GG, size zero figure said, “I loved playing Mork. It was like so perfect for porn because there’s this innocent Alien girl and her friend Mandy has to show her how earth people have fun. I got to do these amazing special effects, when my Ork power zaps people and makes them go all sexy.”

She Comes From A Planet Called Love – Mork & Mandy, available now and starring AMY AZURRA, BRIANNA LOVE, CAROLYN REECE, CINDY BEHR, DENICE K, HANNAH CALLOW, JAMIE BROOKS, KAIA KANE, LICHELLE MARIE, LUCIE LEE, SASHA ROSE, TYLER FAITH and VICTORIA ROSSE.

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VENICE, CA – Stores have reported massive sales of Cat Masks, as seen in the Bluebird movie CATLICKS. PlayParties Hollywood owner Sam Winneke said “It all took off because a few girls saw the movie and started wearing the Cat Masks on Sunset Strip on a night out. So they became the hot new item. We sold out in a few days and now everyone has seen Catlick girls around Hollywood. It’s kinda weird – but definitely sexy.”

Bluebird contract star CINDY BEHR said “Every girl secretly thinks of herself as a purry, sexy kitten. In my scene, I wore this so cute pink cat mask, with a matching slinky pink dress and was trying to get to the bowl of cream on the counter. What a turn on ! Prrr!”

Feeline Great – starring JODIE JAMES, KIT LEE, KAT LEE, CINDY BEHR, GABRIELA GLAZER, LEZLEY ZEN and KRISTI LOVE, CATLICKS is available now. Purrr. Miaoww!

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VENICE, CA – BAR ANAL, Bluebird’s big February all-anal release, received a surprise endorsement today from a church leader. The reverend Stanford Rawlins of the All Saints Congregation picked out the title in a newsletter to parishioners.

“This film shows how anal sex can be enjoyed in a party atmosphere that young people enjoy, while preserving a girl’s godly endowment of virginity until her wedding night,” he said. The thing is though, and the Reverand may not realize this, is that girls can engage in anal performances without taking the flesh of other men which would surely preserve a girl’s godly endowment of virginity even more so. For those that like to receieve pleasure through their anus, they could visit Loveplugs.co or a similar sex toy store and find sexual toys for the purpose of increasing the pleasure found in varying anal acts while still preserving their virginity.

Bluebird Films contract star CINDY BEHR said, “I never even thought about it like that. But I’m really glad to be making people happy anyway I can!”

With appearances from ALICIA RHODES, CINDY BEHR, ELLENA, ELIZABETH MICHELLE LAWRENCE, MICHELE THORNE, JENY BABY, LEYLA BLACK, SHERRY RAILEY, JEM STONE, CYPRUS ISLES, TIA LAYNE, CATE HARRINGTON, JASMINE BLACK and ROMANA RYDER, it’s the best anal action, bar none. Bottoms up for BAR ANAL, available now.

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