Blonde Superstar Bringing the Funk to Sardo’s for Porn Star Karaoke
VENICE, CA – it’s been said that it’s not a party until Inari Vachs shows up and Tuesday night she’ll be bringing it to Sardo’s for Third Degree’s celebration of the Official Vagina Monologues Parody.
Written and directed by Mike Quaser, the Vagina Monologues Parody stars Inari and a handful of hand-picked stars.
“When I thought about doing this movie, I couldn’t believe that it hadn’t been done already,” Quasar said from a Porn Valley motel room last week. “Six million parodies have been shot in the last year, but somehow everybody missed the one with the word ‘vagina’ in the title.”
Inari didn’t miss her chance to be in the movie and her vagina has been the subject of monologues for many years now.
“It’s true, a lot of people talk about my pussy,” Inari said this weekend. “They say nice things, so it’s cool. Besides, they talk about other things, too, so it’s not like it’s that weird. I have a nice pussy.”
It’s certainly proven to be quite an asset given her chosen profession. Next week Inari will co-host the 2011 XRCO Awards, which will be held April 13 at the Highlands Hollywood. She would neither confirm nor deny any pussy appearances for either occasion.
Sardo’s Bar and Grill is located at 259 N. Pass Ave., Burbank, CA 91505. Must be 21.
Read XCritic’s interview with Inari at http://www.xcritic.com/columns/column.php?columnID=2540. The XRCO Awards homepage is at http://xrco.com/.