‘This Is Not a Porn Star Karaoke XXX Spoof,’ Officials Say

VENICE, CA – The stars of two latest and greatest spoof blockbusters are teaming up to host Porn Star Karaoke this Tuesday night. Dane Cross, who co-stars in New Sensations’ The Office: A XXX Parody, and Brynn Tyler, who plays Chrissy in X-Play’s Not Three’s Company XXX, will be on hand as stars and fans of adult gather for another fun night of belting out the classics.

“We’re going to push the limits of the genre,” Dane said from a set in Glendale where he had just finished a scene with Ashlynn Brooke for a webisode of The Office. “I’m hoping to see some folks belt out some Porcupine Tree and Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. I will be bringing my dancing shoes and I recommend others do the same.”

Dane’s strong statements set up a possible clash with Brynn, who makes no secret of her love for the Dave Matthews Band.

“I’m obsessed,” she said as she casually flipped the bird to no one in particular. “That’s cool if Dane wants to get all hipster, but he better not fuck with Dave because I will be bringing my girls and we will not be taking any shit from anyone!”

Porn Star Karaoke ringleader Tony Batman was not nonplussed by the possible face-off.

“I know Dane just finished playing Bud in the Married With Children spoof,” Tony said. “I have a feeling he knows how to handle his blondes. If not, that could be fun, too.”

Porn Star Karaoke takes place every Tuesday from 9 pm to 2 am.

The event is open to the public as well as to members of the adult industry. The reserved section for the industry is held until 10:30 pm.

Sardo’s Bar is located at 259 N. Pass Ave. in Burbank, Calif.

For more information, visit www.SardosBar.com.